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*Rule #1

--- Never, ever, ever let a boy borrow your car keys. They just might sneak out of the school and drive it. I'm not that bothered by it because he's a good driver, but it's the "what if"s.


*Rule #2

--- However, if you do let them have the keys, take something of theirs too. Like, for example, an $80 Fossil watch that they love. Because when you finally get your car back, and you're taking this boy home he'll realize that he did something wrong when you threaten to not give him back his watch.


*Rule #3

--- Eventually you'll feel bad and give him his watch before he gets out of the car, and by tomorrow you'll both be laughing about it.