Tuesday, September 28, 2004

wildchild11224: OMG dont put ** in..people will hate me

*Today was interesting. School was actually pretty good. Not to mention the fact that I was in a really super good mood. Band was the best; spent with Mar and Linds. They crack me up, literary. Linds fixed my hair like a fucking retarded 5 year old, but at least it was out of my face. After band, I went to Baristas with Sean and Cory. We drove around until 8:00. It was crazy; we went to his dad's house, Turkey Run, Whiteman's Hill, Brooklyn, and some other cool places. I went up this one hill and it turned out to be someone's driveway and I was scared so I made Sean roll down his window to tell them that we were turning around. After we finished our ridge running we drove around town until my dad called and told me that Sean's mom was at my house looking for Sean. I have this feeling that she's not too fond of me, so I took him home ASAP.

Continued Wednesday --

*Sean, Renae, Cory, and I were supposed to hang out and wash my very dirrty car, but none of them could. So I just went to Cabela's and fell asleep in a tent. For real. I for seriously did. It was so comfy! After I woke up I thought I better go find my mom so that maybe I could persuade her to leave Cabela's. So I went looking for my mom and I couldn't see her anywhere, and they have this huge mountain in the middle of the store, so I climbed it to see if I could see her. I couldn't find her, but she told me she was in the "Whitetail World" looking at stuffed deer. What a coincidence, my dad hit a deer tonight!

ENOUGH! Goodbye.

Lets do this tonight
Step up baby don't be shy
I know you're feelin me cuz you're giving me the eye
And I don't wanna play around

--Britney Spears "Anticipating"

Daily Love for September 28, 2004

Daily Flirt:

You have more talents than anyone knows about. Use your hidden skills today to send a message to you-know-who that you're definitely interested in exploring the option of a little you-know-what. (You know, love.)

Daily Singles:

The gap between your imagination and reality is awfully narrow. Use this time to indulge your creative self, and bring someone along who will best appreciate your flights of fancy.

Daily Extended:

You have every right to be demanding as long as you stay reasonable. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having standards and asking people to meet them. But if you don't get what you want, you probably shouldn't throw a tantrum or hightail it from the scene. After all that you have been through, you may have your work cut out for you. Nevertheless, much of what you thought was lost can be salvaged. Be prepared to roll up your sleeves and to get your hands dirty.

Weekly Forecast:

Hubba, hubba! The flowers of romance have blossomed and you can't think of anything else. You're glowing. People come over and stand near you just to be in your aura. Of course, being deliriously happy is not something that lasts indefinitely, and staying the course with this person is going to require a little work. Meaningful relationships always do. Don't be shy about stating your needs, and don't be afraid to ask them what they're looking for in a romantic partner. The more honest and open-minded you remain, the better things will be in the long run.




And when the stars are falling
I'll keep calling
I will still love you
And when your dreams are fading
I'll be waiting
I will still love you

--Britney Spears "I Will Still Love You"

You drive me crazy

*So my new saying to people is just simply - "I hate you". I really don't, but it's a new habit to say that to someone. Actually, sometimes I might actually hate you, but that's not the point. Check out some conversations I've had recently:



--p i n k liminaid: i hate you
carlyfox08: :'(

--p i n k liminaid: i hate you
stacis2007: but i <33333 u

--
p i n k liminaid: i hate you
Cara86Noel: fuck you then.....good bye

*So I just got back from Baristas with Annie, Renae, Tenille, and Jesse. Omg, I can't continue typing. My brother is whistling some god awful tune with his high pitched annoying whistle. I can't think, it's driving me crazy. STOP HIM! Anyway... (pause)... Omg, he just fell going up the stairs with a drink and spilt it everywhere. Idiot. Anyway, I checked my cell tonight around 7 since I forgot to take it to school, and Mar called me wanting to know what Trent stole from her purse. So I come downstairs and I'm like "Trent, Marlie wants to know what you stole from her" and he's like "Nothing, Sean stole a band sign off her locker." And my mom comes in and starts yelling at Trent about stealing and wants to know what he took from her. I just left the room. Didn't feel like being in an argument with my parents.


Tell me, you're so into me
That I'm the only one you will see
Tell me I'm not in the blue,
Oh That I'm not wastin
My feelins on you
Loving you means so much more
More than anything I ever felt before


--Britney Spears "Crazy"

Monday, September 27, 2004

*A Special Ed* YAY!

*So finally after so many weeks without a computer and the internet my dad finally fixed everything. I have my AIM life back. I have my blog life back. But I've lost all my music :( That doesn't matter though because my speakers aren't working. It's really crazy to type in my blog and not hear Britney's new song "My Prerogative". *Sigh*

*Friday night was the Homecoming dance. I had a lot of fun. We (Sean, Me, Trent, Dana, Gonzo, and Jesse) went to eat at The Fort in Sistersville before the dance, and the town was having some kind of Marble Festival. Yea, Sean stole all the little kids marbles. But that's not the point, the point is that this is my Homecoming picture ---> *&*&* Except it won't link directly to the picture so you have to click on High School, then MHS, then scroll to the bottom and click on Homecoming, then go to page 5 and I'm in the second row, 3rd one over. Anyway, the dance was a blast. I had so much fun!

*Saturday was the game. Fun fun fun. We lost 44 - 6. Talked to Sean, Christine, and Cory on the way home. Interesting people. Lynnsie was being mean and slept.

**Obsession of the week: MTV's High School Stories, Pranks and Controversies
**Unobsession of the week: Annoying
freshmen boys

**Celeb news of the week: Britney's wedding was a
hoax????


"Britney always gets the last laugh. Don't you ever forget it."



People can take everything away from you
But they can never take away your truth

-- Britney Spears "My Prerogative"


Monday, September 20, 2004

My week aboard the TITANIC

*I WAS DROWNING AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS CAME TO SAVE ME! I was so hurt. My brother's friend came to save HIM... but none of mine came to save ME.

*Saturday my friends ---> Garrett, Lynnsie, Marlee, Casie, Carly and Annie <--- came to my house to look at the water. We walked around and took pictures of the flood, and then Gar, Annie, Jesters, and I went to eat Chinese. After that Gar, Lynn, Mar, Stephanie, and I went to Video Warehouse to rent Thirteen Ghosts. Sean was there so we talked to him for a little bit. He said he was sick all night. He looked kind of sick, but I'm not a doctor.

*Sunday I sat in my house and did nothing since I was on my own little island. I filled out college applications and watched Reno 911! all day.

*Today I'm at Annie's. I took a shower at her house and started to register for the ACTs but my mom gave me a stupid credit card that was already expired. Oh well. I'm out. Bye.

*I'm soo glad you're not dead!!!!!


CONTINUED At Annie's on Tuesday

*Last night Annie and I called everybody in our cell phone contact list and told them that we didn't have school. But everybody already knew! I called Sean's house but all I heard was static, so either there is still water in his phone line, or they were going through a tunnel. Well, we're getting ready to go to Garrett's house to watch Thirteen Ghosts.

***I have a stomach cramp!

****Check out the flood pics on Annie's blog.

----*Obession of the week: Lindsayism's post about this --> KARATE! OMG! It's the funniest thing EVER. Watch it!
*Unobsession of the week: Rain, water, floods, and cleaning
*Celeb news of the week: When is news about Britney not the best?

Bye bye

Friday, September 17, 2004

I = Failure

*I've failed two tests today. Yes, that's right, Trig and Channell. Well, not necessarily Channell's test, but I could have a 100% or a 63%. Exactly, that's what I thought too! How can you have a 100% or a 63%?!? WTF?! That's not the point, the point is that today is raining and I'm sad. It's like the world is crying for me! Haha, just kidding. I'm not sad! Although today while I was trying to get my stuff out of my car, I dropped my English notebook and my Agenda Book in a water puddle! The agenda book is DE-stroyed. Almost like my LOVE life. But that's not the point.

*Yesterday I hung out with Garrett and Anna. They are the best. They made me happy. I think I smiled ALL evening yesterday! We went to Mexican because it was Garrett's birthday, and then we drove around for a bit until Garrett had PE practice. Then Anna, Lynnsie, Cory, and I went to Keidaisch because we can. So we stayed there for a little over and hour. We drew on the picnic table and threw rocks over the mountain. THEY threw rocks over the mountain. They kept calling this girl and started screaming in the phone. On the way back I stopped the car on this country road and a HUGE dog stuck it's head in my window, and I screamed.


*Well, that's my life. GOOD-BYE

I Don't Love You Anymore

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

It tastes like more.

*So once again I'm not at home updating because my internet is a "MO". (Short for "Mo-Fo", short for mother f-er.) My dad is computer LD, and he refuses to fix it, so one day I'll find the time to fix it. Maybe when I'm not out with Annie or Sean and Marlee... *sigh*, so ANYWAY. That's not the point - the point is that ---> well, this is the point. A few of you may get the inside joke... But if you don't TOO BAD! Well, you could ask me, but it depends, I may not tell you. Where were we? Oh yes, I'm up at Dana's house now. I feel really bad because they're eating dinner and I feel like I'm invading since her momma just got back from Poland. After Dana eats we're heading out somewhere to buy something. I'm not sure what, but oh well.

*Today after band, Sean, Marlee and I raced Lynnsie and her sister to their house. We beat them of course. Thanks to my co-pilots. After talking to Lynnsie, Sean and I dropped Mar off. On the way to Sean's momma's house we drove by the Democratic Headquarters and realized that they were open so we thought we'd stop in. He got a Kerry yardsign, bumper stickers, and he got me a pin and mint of some guy runnig for congressman. When I dropped Sean off he put his yard sign in his neighbors yard. Crazy man!

*Obsession of the week: Spanish Secret Pals ---> This is going to be awesome! I love getting gifts, but I also love getting gifts! By the way, my birthday is OCTOBER 24th... got it?
*Unobsession of the week: Olde Englishe videos in English class

*Celebrtiy news of the week: Oprah gave away a car for every person in her audience!

***Bye bye

****<3 Someone Special

Friday, September 10, 2004

Picture Day, and NO I don't mean for the YeArBoOk

*Yesterday after school and band, Kelsey S., Garrett R., Lynnsie D., Sean S. and I went to Lewis Wetzel park to take pictures. I have a photography project due today and so I took a bunch of pictures of them. It was soooo much fun. They're all CRAZY!!! Sean had to be at his dad's work place by 5. I took Garrett and Kelsey home first, and of course there's bad traffic because they're PAVING THE ROADS! Anyway, Sean and I are like 10 feet from his dad's work, so he's like, "Just let me out since the traffic is bad." So I do, but then the traffic starts moving and he's halfway out the door and I start driving. WOAH, almost killed him! (That would be sad, I would miss him, he makes me laugh.) After he was SAFELY out of my car, I realized his school stuff was in my trunk so I had to pull over anyway! But the moral of the story is: Sean got to his dad's work on time!!!

*I got my pictures back and they look AWESOME... I'll put some of them up on the internet. SO SWEET SO SWEET.

*Well, gotta go back to Channell's class.

***<3 Ashley

Thursday, September 09, 2004

p i n k liminaid: no, but you're dana, and sleeping is what dana does best

Tehehehe, Dana reporting hurr. Looks like someone left their BLOG SIGNED IN ON MY COMPUTER. And I just typed like ALL this awesome stuff in mine, and it crashed, so I think I'll just decorate hers. Lets see, where did I leave off before my computer crashed. Oh I was complaining about my spelling words in Jeffers.. Can you spell retarded? LETS DECORATE.


*Some Bling For Your Blog*
You just got BLOGGED..get it, PUNKED?
Love,
Dana

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

WHY DID I JUST FAIL THE TEST?

*Who cares. I always fail.

*What? Yesterday I drove Sean to his dad's place of work, and he INSISTED on flipping off random people. My car accidentally went into neutral in a turning lane and I started freaking out. Then I missed the turn to his dad's work place. So we just drove around the neighborhood while he screamed at the elder people in the neighborhood. Too bad they couldn't hear him!!!@!@!!!!! RAWR!

*My grandma is going to give me gas money. Hopefully. (X That idea -- DIDN'T HAPPEN)

*Obsession of the day: Rain
*Unobsession of the day: HOMEWORK

*Celebrity news of the day: Ben Affleck has a new LOVER.

*Well, since this computer won't LINK.

Goodbye

*Thanks to Annie and her trusty computer, I got to link to all my cool words. Yay for me.

*Plastic surgery gone wrongo!

*This is my homecoming dress. DON'T BUY IT! Tehehehehe

*Well, guess what? I'm thirsty. BYE BYE!

***Goodbye. ---> Ashley Malee <---

****Omg, I totally can't believe I forgot to write about this. Homecoming is OFFICIALLY the 24th. So now you won't hear any complaining from me until the day of the dance when nothing is going right.

Monday, September 06, 2004

LABOR DAY = HOT DOGS = ME VOMITTING UP 32129875 HOT DOGS with sauce...

*Hello. I am at my grandma's. If you have not noticed, whenever I update this stupid thing, I'm always at A.) Dana's B.) School or C.) My grandma's. That is because my computer is illertitoiat. Stupid. I am sick of not being able to read people's J O U R N A L S. That is how I learn about A.) Gossip B.) People's love lifes and C.) Peoples' stupid problems. I'm so bored of eating Hot dogs. With a capital H. For Hell. For Homecoming. For stupid teachers who can't decide on the DAY!

*WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :( I WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IN MY CARRRRRRRRRR ON THE ROAD..fvjfgkfjdgklfjd gkfdjkl
-- Dana

*I'm sick of boys. They are stupid.

*Obsession of the week: EYES
*Unobsession of the week: MTV - VH1 is SOOO better. They have Danny Monabucchi from The Partridge Family. He looks just like my husband! We love each other. I sent his son to boarding school in France. Just kidding. Well, about the boarding school part.

*Best show of the week: PARTRIDGE FAMILY RULED THE WORLD and THE SURREAL LIFE

*Best celebrity news of the week: Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell, wrote a book.

*Why you should love me? Because I love you.

*** ASHLEY ______

Sunday, September 05, 2004

No more porn for you

*I am so tired. I am at Dana's house. I am sick of hearing about this damn election. I don't even know who to vote for. Most likely it will be Kerry. I am sick of Homecoming already. Why can't they pick a date for the damn dance so EVERYONE can go? And why do Marleah and Megan always have to say "Why?" five-hundred times in a row. More than 3 is considered... whining. Don't do it.

*I just got back from my grandma's. My aunt is in from Alabama. I did absolutely nothing from 11 to 10. I sat in her basement in the AC watching Sugar and Spice. It's actually a pretty good movie. But that's not the point. The point is that Dana has the ugliest background picture on her computer. I think I will change it for her.

*Dana's point of the day: Never fall in love... unless you can land.

*My lyrics of the day:

And if it comes down
It's still about the sweet little things you say
After all that i've run from,
Where the fuck did you come from


*Courtney Cox Arquette is making David, her husband, throw out his porn collection. Which reminds me, I'm having a party on my 18th birthday. We're going to go hang out in the 'Adult Only' room at the Movie Gallery!

*Night night

Friday, September 03, 2004

Por que?

*Life is CRAZY!!!! I'm going Crazy!!! This Homecoming thing, is driving me CRAZY! Why can't they just schedule around the band SOOOO we can actually go!!!! Hopefully it's before the 26th so I can drive me, Dana, Colt, and Sean in the CAMARO!!!! WOOT! I love that car. But that's not the point, Mr. Channell just said they haven't decided on a date yet. WTF?! Why not? WHY NOT?!

*Anyway, I'm sick, good bye!

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Why the drama?

*I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. What a coincidence, I'm AT school... I'm in Mr. Channell's Theatre Stage class with Dana and Johnny Peffer. Colt should be in here with us, but Mr. Channell won't let him in. That made Dana cry. I almost wanted to cry too, but not about Colt, about something else. But we won't disclosure anything today. Maybe later. But not now. I got a 100% on my TEST... WICCA WICCA WICCA.

*Dana, Jess, and I like to drive around Brooklyn and look at this noose (sp?) hanging off someone's chimney. Omg, I'm SOOOOOOOO torn about this damn voting thing. John Kerry? GW? Jim Kerry? Wait, he's not running, oh silly Jesters. Well, Mr. Channell just told everyone the bell's going to ring, so I better go and get ready to humiliate myself in SPANISH! Because I suck, and I'm going to fail that class because I'm soooo stupid.


***Ashley Malee

Needed: A pretty surname that GOES with my first and middle names.