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Yo! So my favorite blog/awesome site besides Pink Is The New Blog is Overheard At The Beach. IT IS SO FUNNY!!!

Here are 3 funny ones:


Let's Hope They Keep Trying This Before They Have a Chance to Reproduce

Amateur marine biologist #1: Why are they called jellyfish?
Amateur marine biologist #2: They taste like jelly. Duh.
Amateur marine biologist #1: Blueberry jelly?
Amateur marine biologist #2: I dunno. Taste it.
Amateur marine biologist #1, moments later: Cherry.

--Chesapeake Bay

via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 8, 2006


When Daddy Did That to Mommy He Was Half-Kidding, Honey

Daughter, holding crab: Oh, daddy, it's so cute. Can I keep it?
Father: No, honey, it's too small.
Daughter: No, daddy, I want it for a pet.
Father: It has to live in the ocean, honey. We have to let it go.
Daughter: But, daddy, I love it. Can't I keep it?
Father: No, baby.
Daughter: Daddy?
Father: Yes, honey?
Daughter: Can I step on it?

--Goleta Beach, California

via Overheard at the Beach, Jul 31, 2006


Why It's Better to Eat Vegetables

Girl: What is that?!
Guy, flipping it over: Oh my God. Are those eye sockets?
Girl: Ewww. That's no jellyfish.
Guy: It looks like an alligator head.
Girl: But alligators aren't in salt water. Maybe it got lost?
Guy: Look it has a...spine?
Girl: But a head wouldn't have a-
Woman sitting nearby: -It's a chicken breast. I just threw it out.
Girl and Guy: Oh.

--St. Augustine, Florida

Overheard by: Cristen

via Overheard at the Beach, Jul 29, 2006