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*I have two horrible stories to tell you. I will start with Paris Hilton's story. It's so dreadful that it brings me to tears.

Paris Hilton's teacup Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, was dognapped the other day. She has a $1,000 reward for the safe return of her baby.

*I don't know what I would do without my baby, Allie. I thought I lost her once, but she was hiding under the china cabinet. And this other time I couldn't find her she was hiding in a huge quilt. She was so cute and bundled up. I love her to DEATH! She's my pride and joy. I know that sounds a little weird, but she's the best.

*Now for my dreadful story. Today during band we were learning how to march our picture onto the field. Well, Sean was standing about ten feet in front of me, and I through my awesome *bling-bling* at him expecting him to catch it. Well, he didn't, and there was no way we could find it. (The FFA kids, and BC should mow the field sometime!) I'm thinking of borrowing a metal detector to find it. I'm offering a $6.00 reward for the safe return of Blingy.